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| Saturday, November 17th, 2007 | | 1:48 pm |
| | Friday, October 5th, 2007 | | 11:59 am |
| | Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 | | 1:47 pm |
So funny I just have to pass it along
A HALO3 review. Even if you haven't played the game (which I haven't; HALO2 was such a collossal disappointment that I'd sooner use the $50 HALO3 would cost me to make origami baby seals and spend the afternoon merrily bashing them in the head with a #2 pencil), watch the video. Many thanks to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ayeshak for showing me this! Edit: All of the reviews I've watched are completely hilarious, even if you haven't played the game and wouldn't consider yourself much of a gamer. He's got a very Douglas Adams sense of humor. Current Mood:  amused | | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 | | 11:19 pm |
And this makes sense how....?
One way flight from Colorado Springs to Boston: $390
Round trip flight from Colorado Springs to Boston: $204
Hmmmm, now let me see, which one should I go for... Current Mood:  weird | | Friday, July 20th, 2007 | | 5:13 pm |
So much RAGE!!!
So, somehedgehog was channelsurfing, and for some reason stopped on the hotdog eating thing on ESPN. The contestants are walking up to the stage, and one of them is carrying a sign saying "Go Hartford" or some such thing, and then he FLIPS it, and on the back is "X dies" (obviously I'm not going to reveal who X is). He gave away a HP7 spoiler live on TV. Biggest COCK move I've ever seen. I'm going to keep watching just in hopes of seeing this asshole burst something. DIE IN A FIRE!! | | Sunday, July 15th, 2007 | | 7:51 pm |
mmmmmmm.... Tomatoes
This year, I went with lots and lots of tomatoes in the garden. Twenty plants, in fact. The first ones have ripened, and WOW. There are few things in life as good as tomatoes right off the bush :) Not quite better than sex, but close. | | Saturday, July 7th, 2007 | | 12:20 pm |
A show of hands
OK, how many people tried talking to their car after seeing Transformers? Or am I just THAT geeky? | | Thursday, May 17th, 2007 | | 11:20 pm |
Another year gone
And another year closer to being the dirty old man I always act like :) Also, breaking news: I have awesome friends :) | | Friday, May 4th, 2007 | | 12:47 pm |
| | 10:11 am |
Too funny
May the Fourth be with you!! many thanks to katespace for showing me this :) Current Mood: amused | | Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 | | 6:51 pm |
*insert clever comment about alcohol here*
| How to make an Illuminari |
Ingredients:
1 part pride
3 parts brilliance
3 parts lust |
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
| | Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 | | 5:02 pm |
The Unstoppable Force
Otherwise known as my van. Changed the oil today, only to discover that it was running on way, way, way less than a quart. No oil warning light, no seizures, nothing. huh. weird. | | Monday, April 30th, 2007 | | 10:11 am |
pet Scifi peeve
It bugs me to no end when science fiction novels and shows are inconsistent. All of Highlander 2, for example. Or Orson Scott Card's Ender quadrilogy ("It's a beam weapon! No, wait, it's a missile now!" among several other things in the later books). More recently, with Stargate Atlantis's last episode("Ah, you may be wearing a shield, but we can still drown you!" "Hang on a tick, the last time we used one of those thngs, the wearer couldn't drink with it on..." "SHUDDUP! It's my playset, and I say he can be drowned."). | | Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 | | 6:40 pm |
It takes a desparate producer
to air the show "It Takes a Thief" (Discovery Channey). The premise is that two ex-criminals go around, scope out a house which they believe has lax security, then break in and steal as much as they can without getting caught. Of course, the homeowners know that it will happen within a given time frame, but that's it; in other words, if the cops show up and beat them senseless, well, that's just the risk they take. The premise had merit, so I gave it a look. Any redeeming qualities the concept had died the second the two "thieves" started talking. These guys must have gotten busted when they were 12, because that's about the level of intelligence and common sense they seem to have. The house they were casing was next to the train tracks and had a big privacy fence in the backyard. OK, I understand going for a quick window smash considering the lack of visibility and the noise from passing trains. But any advantage you might have had over spending the 20 seconds it would have taken to pick the lock is lost when it takes you 6 tries to break through the window. Also, if you've got a secluded backyard to operate in, maybe, just maybe, you should gain entry there? Instead of, say, walking out of the gate and to the side door, which is visible from the street. So, that covers lazy, talentless, and stupid. But what really impressed me was the "professional thieves" failing to notice the POLICE CRUISER parked 3 houses down where a cop lived. The only halfway decent heist these halfwits ever pulled was convincing the Discovery Channel to pay them to do this show. Current Mood:  annoyed | | Sunday, March 11th, 2007 | | 8:47 pm |
Apocalypse Con!
The trailer to Sneaky Camel's upcoming film "Apocalypse Con" is now on Youtube. Every gamer should go watch this now. Right now. Seriously. Put down the Mountain Dew and click on the link. | | Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 | | 3:25 pm |
| | Thursday, February 8th, 2007 | | 2:14 pm |
Why???? Just... WHY????
I'm flabbergasted, I really am. What would possess someone to use a 2 minute long, very distorted song as their voicemail message??? No personal information, just 2 minutes of really, really bad music. R.I.P. common sense | | Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 | | 11:23 pm |
| | Monday, December 11th, 2006 | | 6:06 pm |
| | Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 | | 7:46 pm |
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